Update August 2023
TL;DR
After coming to love smashburgers in the last year, Ann and I set about finding the best smashburger in Bend, regardless of price or size. The Americana Truck's OG burger takes the crown, barely edging out the Willieburger double. Despite coming in behind the other two, the MidCity Smashburger Smashy Boi is a great burger if you're in the neighborhood. Details below.
Old Dog Learning New Tricks
As a retired fine dining restaurant chef/owner, my idea of a hamburger has always been an inch thick and medium rare, a not terribly lean juice bomb with a great toasted bun and simple condiments. Now that I've retired and moved to Bend, burgers that fit my profile are few and far between. In the last year, I've come to know the smashburger, albeit reluctantly at first.
Much to my surprise, I have become something of a smashburger fanatic. This non-traditional burger is pressed with great force onto a flattop such that it becomes a wafer-thin patty. This flat, the burger comes off the flattop well done with a gorgeous maximally crunchy and über-meaty surface.
Although smashburgers are 180 degrees from my once-ideal burger, I have come to love them in the same way that I am coming to love Detroit-style pizza (similar to Roman pizza in teglia), the antithesis of my beloved Neapolitan-style pie. This old dog is learning new tricks!
The Players and Their Burgers
We know of four places in Bend that offer smashburgers and there are probably others as well. For our totally non-scientific survey, we got burgers from The Americana Truck, Willieburger, and MidCity Smashburger. Blue Eyes on Greenwood near Pilot Butte offers a smashburger as well, but they managed to remove themselves from the competition by repeatedly being closed without making any announcement to their would-be customers.
Formerly located at Spider City, The Americana Truck has recently moved to Podski near the Box Factory, occupying a new-to-them gold foodtruck passed on from El Sancho. It is unclear if the original Jesus-muraled truck that we came to love at Spider City will be put back into service some time in 2023.
Number One in Our Taste Test: Americana's OG, $8, 10.3 ounces |
A Very Close Number Two: Willieburger's Double, $11, 8.4 ounces |
Third Place: MidCity's Smashy Boi, $6, 5.6 ounces |
To be fair, we tested as equivalent and as standard burgers as possible, ordering two patties and no add-ons. All came with cheese, a sauce, and onions. Other toppings vary slightly. The Willieburger comes as a single, so we ordered a double. The OG and SmashyBoi are doubles from the get-go.
We couldn't taste the burgers blind: we are too familiar with them and they are individually too distinctive looking and tasting. Also in the spirit of transparency, see the photo below. What's better with burgers than beer? Several of these are hazy ales and that may have "clouded" our judgement.
What Better with Burgers? |
Evaluation Criteria
We ranked the burgers based on four criteria that are meaningful to us: the bun, the crust on the burger, the onions (all come with onions standard), and the sauce. We did not consider the cheese, because they all have deliciously gooey American-style cheese.
Moreover, we did not use size or price in our evaluations. That is, the Americana Burger would have still topped the rankings at a even higher price. Willie would have come second even at half the price and MidCity would have still placed third at twice the size.
Buns. Ann and I are sticklers for good buns. It matters that they are good quality and carefully toasted. Americana uses split-top brioche buns that are well-toasted. For this test, the Willieburger came on a standard bun, really well grilled, but we have had brioche buns from them in the past. MidCity had a pretty average bun.
Burger Crust. This is what a smashburger is all about. Willie kills it with a fantastic crust. You will wait the longest time for that killer crust but it is so worth it. Just slightly below this is the Americana crust. When the truck is less busy, sometimes the crust can rival Willie. And MidCity has a decent crust, just not quite as good as the other two. From a technical aspect, I believe the Willieburger crust is due to the cast iron flattop, unique among the three.
Onions. Onions are crucial on burgers for their acidity which helps cleanse the requisite fat from the burger and the cheese from your tongue. In other words, onions help keep each bite of the burger fresh. Willie again kills it with thinly sliced raw onion smashed into the burger. The onions keep a bit of their crunch and acid and help elevate the burger. The other two use caramelized (or at least cooked) onions, which while tasty, do not help the burger.
Sauce. I've always been a mustard guy where burgers are concerned, but mustard is just wrong in the context of a smashburger. Even I can see the error of my ways. I have come to admit that a mayo-based burger sauce can really do wonderful things for a burger. And the number one thing that sets Americana apart from its peers is the burger sauce, redolent of black pepper (Joe later told me the pepper is actually in the onions), whose slightly spicy bite does the same thing for the OG that the onions do for the Willie. Willie has a decent burger sauce, but neither of us were huge fans of the thicker and paler sauce at MidCity.
Burger | Bun | Crust | Onions | Sauce | Overall |
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Americana OG | 1 | 2 | tie 2 | 1 | best |
Willieburger Double | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | second, by a nose |
MidCity Smashy Boi | 3 | 3 | tie 2 | 3 | third |
You'll note in the summary chart above that Americana and Willie split top honors in the four categories. But a burger is the sum of all its parts and Ann and I are unanimous (What? We're never unamimous!) that the OG from Americana when taken as a whole is the better burger.
What's more is that Ann and I both agree that a perfect smashburger might be the Willie burger on the Americana bun setup.
I was in the in the business for ages and I hope that nobody feels any disrespect. Ann and I know how damn hard you work and we applaud your efforts. We were just having a little fun in sampling the various burger options and we are very thankful to have those options.
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