Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Gluttony

Myret: "What are you doing for Christmas Eve?"
Ed: "Eating caviar and drinking Champagne."
Myret: "What are you eating the caviar on?"
Ed: "A spoon."
Myret (spluttering in her Scottish way): "But, but...."
Ed: "It's called gluttony, my dear."

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