Ed: "Eating caviar and drinking Champagne."
Myret: "What are you eating the caviar on?"
Ed: "A spoon."
Myret (spluttering in her Scottish way): "But, but...."
Ed: "It's called gluttony, my dear."
And so, here we are, at the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. When I was a teenager, I found the 200th to...
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